Post by Melanie on Jun 17, 2004 18:48:16 GMT -5
"Good news everybody!" The professor said, sitting down in his regular chair.
"Robots are ruling the world? I knew it! Bow down before Bender! KILL ALL HUMANS!!" Bender declared.
"No, no! That's not it!" The Professor said.
"Lemme guess..another life-threatening delivery." Leela asked, rolling her eyes.
"No! I just saved loads of money on my ship insurance by switching to Geico!" The professor said.
"Oh.." The Planet Express crew said in unison.
"Oh, and more good news! You're all going to a planet were the locals shall surely kill you to deliver this packaget to them! I'll go double your life insurance and change the sole benefactor to me! Toodles!" The professor said, handing Leela the box and leaving the room.
"All right everyone, let's get this over with." Leela said, Bender and Fry following her onto the ship.
She pressed a few buttons, and soon they were off.
"Hey, what's that smell?" Fry asked.
"Oh, you had to bring up sense of smell! I'm a robot, I can't smell! But I can cry, you know!" Bender said, running out of the room, crying.
"I dunno. It smells like old sweat socks." Leela said.
"Hurrah! People are noticing me!" Dr. Zoidberg, stepping out of a utility closet said in delight.
"When'd we get a utility closet on the ship, Leela?" Fry asked. She shrugged and went back to driving.
Suddenly, Bender ran back into the room and opened the compartment in his 'stomach'. "Look at this loot I scored! I think it's Amy's!" He said, pulling out an old sandwhich, a crumpled five dollar bill, and a huge bra.
"Hooray! He has found my supporter!" Zoidberg said, grabbing the bra from Bender and scuttling away.
"Ew! That was Zoidberg's?!" Fry asked in disgust.
"I need to go boil myself.." Bender said, shuddering.
"Ok..but we're landing in a few minutes!" Leela shouted.
Author's note: First attempt, so be nice, por favor!
"Robots are ruling the world? I knew it! Bow down before Bender! KILL ALL HUMANS!!" Bender declared.
"No, no! That's not it!" The Professor said.
"Lemme guess..another life-threatening delivery." Leela asked, rolling her eyes.
"No! I just saved loads of money on my ship insurance by switching to Geico!" The professor said.
"Oh.." The Planet Express crew said in unison.
"Oh, and more good news! You're all going to a planet were the locals shall surely kill you to deliver this packaget to them! I'll go double your life insurance and change the sole benefactor to me! Toodles!" The professor said, handing Leela the box and leaving the room.
"All right everyone, let's get this over with." Leela said, Bender and Fry following her onto the ship.
She pressed a few buttons, and soon they were off.
"Hey, what's that smell?" Fry asked.
"Oh, you had to bring up sense of smell! I'm a robot, I can't smell! But I can cry, you know!" Bender said, running out of the room, crying.
"I dunno. It smells like old sweat socks." Leela said.
"Hurrah! People are noticing me!" Dr. Zoidberg, stepping out of a utility closet said in delight.
"When'd we get a utility closet on the ship, Leela?" Fry asked. She shrugged and went back to driving.
Suddenly, Bender ran back into the room and opened the compartment in his 'stomach'. "Look at this loot I scored! I think it's Amy's!" He said, pulling out an old sandwhich, a crumpled five dollar bill, and a huge bra.
"Hooray! He has found my supporter!" Zoidberg said, grabbing the bra from Bender and scuttling away.
"Ew! That was Zoidberg's?!" Fry asked in disgust.
"I need to go boil myself.." Bender said, shuddering.
"Ok..but we're landing in a few minutes!" Leela shouted.
Author's note: First attempt, so be nice, por favor!
