Cyber-Partner

[CartoomManiac14]

Hello everyone!(Crowd: hi)I'm going to write my second Futurama fic, so please tell me if there are mistakes. It;s when Bender goes on the internet and thinks he found the perfect internet mate until he actually meet her face to face! Here I go!Oh, and if you'd like to be in it, please let me know!

Cyber-Partner
By CartoomManiac14

"Darn it! I'm in the year 3000 and yet I can't get good internet reception around here!"

Phillip J. Fry was having trouble with the internet. he was really cheeezed off because he was in the usual chat rooms where you meet girl cybenetically.

"Come on you piece of junk!" he screamed. "Can anyone fix it?"

"Professy willl help!" said the Proffesor and he kciked the monitor and the screen flashed in. "There you go."

"Hey what the heck's goin on! I'm trying to steal Amy's jewlery!" yelled Bender Bending Roudriguez as he stormed in.

"Hey, why are you using the 2000 version of the internet? The 3000 is better."

"I'm poor okay! So sue me!" yelled Fry.

"You got mail...from a desperate woman," said the computer.

"Sweet," said Fry as he clicked onto the message. "Hmm...'25 year old seeking tall man. Very energetic, likes to party, doesn't have any medical problems and likes to...booze it up?"

"Move over Fry!" yelled Bender. He read the screenname. "LoveBot2.0? I think it's a robot!"

"Aww man, I'll never find a woman to make Leela jelouse of!" yelled Fry angrily storming off.

"Hmm...I'll call myself HookerBot44...Hee hee," he snickered. "Time to see what ya got LoveBot2.0..."

Hope it's getting good! Bye!~Kim

[Melanie]

Kim-did you read the description for this board? It said to suggest which cartoons you believe deserve fanfic sections. I'm going to go add Futurama to it..k? Then I'll move this topic over there.

[Melanie]

Great story, Kim! It's really good! If I can make a guest appearance, great, but it doens't matter if I do..either way, this story rulez!

[CartoomManiac14]

Chapter 2

(A/N: Just so you know, this is a conversation between Bender and LoveBot2.0 on the internet)

HookerBot44: Hello LoveBot2.0

LoveBot2.0: What happened to Leelalover4?

HookerBot44: Uh, he left. He doesn't think your appealing to him anymore.

LoveBot2.0: Oh. What's your real name? Mine is Karoline Boltz.

HookerBot44: Mine is Bender B. Roudriguez.

LoveBot2.0: Ah! Hispanic I see!

HookerBot44: Yep I was 'Hecho in Mexico'

LoveBot2.0: LOL! You are soo funny!

HookerBot44: So, judging by your ad, you like to get drunk?

LoveBot2.0: Yeah, who doesnt't? Sure, I may be sick, but who cares? if your gonna die, die happy!

HookerBot44: Plus, you can't get off the stuff.

LoveBot2.0: O yeah, that too. You know? You seem kinda charming.

HookerBot44: Really? People say I'm so stiungy, I act like a hobo then more like a--
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"BENDER!" yelled the FarnesWorth. "GET OFF THE COMPUTER! I'M NOT RICJ ENOUGH TO PAY FOR ELECTRICITY YA KNOW!"

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HookerBot44: Listen, I gotta go.

LoveBot2.0: Yeah, me too. Bye!

HookerBot44: BTW, I just wanted ask if you want to talk again tomorrow?

LoveBot2.0: Okay! Same time, same place?

HookerBot44: Yep. See ya!

LoveBot2.0: I look foward to it

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More Later!~Kim