The Rok Show2

[DarkApocalypse]

OK, this is my ORIGINAL idea. I originally created The Rok Show (1) but it really stinks, the movie of it that is, and i don't plan to win anything at Westfest... so maybe i'll do good with this, PLEASE GIVE VERY HONEST OPINIONS! I want to know what people think that are outside my town.

[DarkApocalypse]

The Rok Show 2
A cold, Cold Day

Characters:
Rayburn Hance --- Rok
Don May --- Arnold
Nathaniel J. Kitchens --- Mr. Steve
--- Mr. Lenny
--- Mrs. Mime
Nathaniel J. Kitchens--- Dr. Metric
--- Mr. Pete


(Scene starts out right after Rok becomes President)
Rok: Yes, yes, I am glad I am now president
Mr. Whisk: (holds up sign that says (you got mail))
Rok: WOAH! My class reunion is coming up!
Mr. Whisk: (holds up sign that says ‘There’s more’)
Rok: What else?
Mr. Whisk: YOU DUFACE READ THE FINE PRINT! (Blushes and holds up sign that says ‘YOU DUFACE READ THE FINE PRINT’)
Rok: let’s see… OH NO! You must complete one more day of High school to be able to participate in it.
Mr. Whisk: (holds up a sign that says ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!’)
Rok: well I guess I have to do it.

(Scene switches to Picture Perfect High School in California)

Rok: first class, English, this day should go by REAL fast.
Arnold: Hello class. As President of California, I must help the education process, so here I am. And I know gud englisho.
Rok: ok, maybe it won’t go by that fast.
Arnold: WHAT WAS THAT MISTER! DO NOT BACKTALK ME!
Kid: Um sir, you’re yelling that the skeleton we use for Science
Arnold: I new that. Now class today we will learn about ProNuns. Now I will tell you about ProNuns without looking at the book to show that I am educated. ProNuns are girly-girls that are devoted to a life that we can’t discuss in school because it promotes Religious Faith. What is great about ProNuns, is that they have magic powers so they can team up and TOTALLY ANNIALATE PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That makes me laugh.
Rok: Sir, I think it’s ‘Pronouns’<br>Arnold: DO NOT TALK BACK TO THE TEACHER! GO TO THE OFFICE!
Rok: great…<br>
(2nd period, Spanish)

Arnold: Hello class, my name is Mr. Swazanagger, and I will be teaching you Spanish.
Rok: not again…<br>Arnold: Today we will learn the single most important phrase of Spanish. Does anyone know what that is?
Kid1: Umm where’s the bathroom?
Arnold: WRONG!
Kid1: no, I need to use the bathroom.
Arnold: TOO BAD! NOT UNTIL THE END OF CLASS!
Kid1: but, you let Timmy go.
Arnold: Yes, but Timmy did something called ‘Bribing the teacher’ which is usually illegal, but in this case I MAKE MONEY!
Rok: so what is the phrase anyway?
Arnold: I’m glad you asked Rook.
Rok: it’s Rok
Arnold: Whatever. You have to guess the phrase.
Rok: oh let me guess ‘Asta La Vista Baby?’<br>Arnold: Exactly.
Rok: (sigh) how did I know…<br>Arnold: Now we shall have a fun game, called ‘Famous Movies’ you tell me the movie name as I call out a clue.
Announcer: Due to poor funding we were not able to include the lines from the movies or the movie name itself, so we just have uncompleted phrases. Enjoy.
Aronld: To (Beep) or (Beep) to (Beep)
Rok: let me guess (Beep)io and (Beep)?
Arnold: Correct! With (Beep) (beep) comes (Beep) (beep)
Rok: Is it (Beeeeeep)?
Arnold: ok that is it, class is over.

(3rd period, Family Counseling)

Mr. Steve: Hello class, I am Mr. Steve. And this is Family Counseling, now last year I gave each of you a ‘Potato Sack Baby’ so how did they turn out?
Kid1: (Sniff) Sir, we were teaching our baby, Sheldon, to potty train, and (Sniff) Sorry, I’ll try to hold it in. We didn’t know the sack had a hole!
Kid2(girl): POOR SHELDON! HE (Sniff) HE (sniff) HIS GUTS SLIPPED INTO THE DRAIN NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!
Kid1&2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rok: oh brother…<br>
(4th period P.E.)

Mr. Pete: Ok children, today you will be introduced to the face of pain.
Rok: umm, is pain painful?
Mr. Pete: Is a white dog gonna get durty if he rolls over in a mud puddle?
Rok: well what if the dog has an outer coat made of some of that material that keeps stuff off it no matter how sticky it is, sorta like a windshield with the wiper stuff in it.
Mr. Pete: tell me one thing son.
Rok: one thing, and I’m not your son.
Mr. Pete: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Rok: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Mr. Pete: STOP THAT!
Rok: STOP THAT!
Mr. Pete: GO TO THE OFFICE!
Rok: GO TO THE OFFICE!
Mr. Pete: NOW!
Rok: NOW!
Mr. Pete: I am a dumb non-sensitive person who only cares about his dog and that I get paid so my wife doesn’t nag me to death.
Rok: HAHA! That’s funny.

(5th period, Math)

Mr. Metric: Hello class, today we’re going to learn about. (Pauses) YOUNG MAN STOP SMILING! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE WORKED DAY IN AND OUT JUST TO GET YOU A HIGHER KNOWLEDGE? WELL DO YOU?
Rok: uhhh…<br>
(6th Period, Science)

Mr. Lenny: Hello class today, we are learning about the ecosystem. Take for example, the panda, it eats bamboo, which reminds me of a joke. Ok, a panda walks into a restaurant and orders the special. When he gets done he fires a shot in the air and leaves. The next day he comes back in and the guy who owns the place says ‘Hey! Why did you come in, eat, shot in the air, and leave?’ the panda says ‘Check what it says in the Encyclopedia.’ So the guy does and it say: Panda: Eats, shoots, leaves.
Rok: umm what did that have to do with the lesson?
Mr. Lenny: in a strange way it tells us that chemicals, when mixed make stuff suddenly combust, so be sure not to mix the chemicals in front of you without my instructions first.
Rok: oops, is it bad that it’s now bubbling, and sparks are flying?
Mr. Lenny: yes, very.
(EXPLOSION, kid next to Rok is turned into a giant hamster and crashes through the wall)

(7th Period, Finally, )

Mrs. Mime: (silence)
Rok: umm ok, I love charades.
Mrs. Mime: (looks like she’s screaming)
Rok: ok, umm 4 words? No five, 1st word, umm poison? No welcome, WELCOME! 2nd two? Oh TO! 3rd ok, you’re sick? Your throat hurts? Umm… skip. 4th class? CLASS! Welcome to ______ class? OH! Welcome to Speech Class!
Kid: Mrs. Mime lost her voice in a freak hamster accident just last period.
Rok: uhh… not my fault.

(Out of school)

Rok: Finally, now for the reunion.
Kid1: didn’t you hear, they called it off right before school started, geeze, you should check your mail more often.
Rok: well besides that there’s now a giant hamster destroying town, this has been a pretty good day.

(scene ends with footage of the giant hamster terrorizing town)

(On the set of the Rok Show)

Rok: Yes, that would have happened if I actually skipped my last day of school, so remember kids stay in school, or you’ll release a giant nuclear hamster upon the city you live in to destroy everything. See you next time on The Rok Show.